3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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