what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize
