Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
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