we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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