Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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