literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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