I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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