OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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