I am in a vortex of obligation.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
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