Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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