so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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