I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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