Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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