I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
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