Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
