i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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