Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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