So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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