Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
Randomize
