i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
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