sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
did you just send me my own nude
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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