just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Ketchup is God's man juice
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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