i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
My feet surprised me
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