Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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