He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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