due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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