It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
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