there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
lets start a swedish sibling band together
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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