But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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