This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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