You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
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