Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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