im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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