It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
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