VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Randomize
