i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
