this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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