is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
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