What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
Randomize
