I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
