Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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