HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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