I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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