Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
operation have a gay friend backfired
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Randomize
