I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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