fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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