i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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