Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
is it fun? or sober?
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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