She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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