we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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